Craziness

So I checked Twitter this morning to find some insane tweets from my fav gossip journalist - Perez Hilton. He claims he was assaulted by Will.I.AM, the frontman of the Black Eye Peas.
Here's an article with the dets.

Here's what I saw on my Twitter:

PerezHiltonI won't be talking about this any further. It is in the hands of the authorities.about 5 hours ago from web

PerezHiltonThank u all from the bottom of my heart for ur concern. The police are investigating the assault now. I did the right thing by reporting it.about 5 hours ago from web

PerezHiltonThe Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.about 6 hours ago from Sidekick

PerezHiltonI spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here.about 6 hours ago from Sidekick

PerezHiltonStill waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel.about 6 hours ago from Sidekick

PerezHiltonI was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.about 6 hours ago from Sidekick

PerezHiltonI'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.