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Texts From Last Night

Thanks to Preash for turning me on to it. People post their drunk texts and hilarity ensues. Here's my LOL from this morning:

(617): i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.

(508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.


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Have a Safe & Happy 4th!

Hurray! The special session ended yesterday afternoon giving me Monday off! The bad news is I was somehow designatd to be the only person in the office today. The few people here now will be leaving by noon. I hope no one rapes me. Oh well, I'll just sit here working on Meredith's afghan and writing my thesis. Much more productive than I would be if I was sitting on my couch.

I went to Old Navy on the way home from work yesterday to see about getting a new pair of jeans. I like Old Navy and Gap for jeans because they carry short (petite) sizes. There's nothing worse than picking out a pair of jeans that you can't wear until you take it to the tailior for hemming. The only time I do that is when I splurge for designer duds. Anyway, I havn't bought a pair of jeans since I lived in Houston so like 17 months ago or something. So I was excited to find the perfect color and style for under 30 bucks at Old Navy.

I started looking around and found a couple of cute dresses and a couple of summery shirts. I knew I was going to be spending a lot, but with my trusty Gap card (you can use it at Old Navy and Banana Republic too) I knew I could pay for it. When I started to ring up I was thrilled to find out that it was the last day of a 25% off sale for Gap Card members!!!! I ended up saving like 40 bucks. I got out of there with 2 dresses, 2 tops and a pair of jeans for $109. BEAT THAT. I am the ultimate bargain shopper. Plus, one of the dresses will be precious to wear on Saturday.

I hope something fun goes down this weekend. I would love to drink beer, be with my puppies and see some friends on Sat. night. I'll do my best to make this happen. Oh and I'm finally getting my hair highlighted tomorrow morning. I may get some chopped off as well. We'll see if I have the guts....

Annabelle is 8 Weeks Old

Happy Birthday, Annabelle! You're 8 weeks old today! We're taking Annabelle for her first vet check-up at Banfield this afternoon. And to kill two birds with one stone, we're also taking Lily Princess for her one year check-up and rabies vaccination. So, it should be quite a scene at Petsmart today.

There is definitely something about Annabelle.

Every time I take this baby out to pee (which is like every 3o minutes) a neighbor stops by to fawn over her, a car stops driving to stare, or a neighbor walking by stops in their tracks to gush about our commerical-worthy puppy. I am not kidding. She already has a fanbase at our apartment complex. I'm starting to worry about what I'm wearing when I leave the apartment with her. I also saw a commercial for Cottonelle bath tissue and a yellow lab puppy, probably a month older, was the star. You can watch the commerical if you click the link. Maybe I should be looking for acting jobs for Annabelle....

This weekend is the fourth and I may have to work both Friday and Monday. My office is closed Monday, but if the special session runs longer than Friday - my boss has chosen me to be the one to be here. However, if anyone calls with a session question I won't have any idea what to tell them. I'm the last person who should be here. But oh well, I'll get to take the holiday another time.

And I forgot to tell y'all. Amanda Oppermann officially requested my presence in her wedding as a bridesmaid! Yay! I'm going to be a bridesmaid in Feb. for Royale and next June for Amanda. It truly is an honor that I have been asked to be in, now, three of my best friends weddings. I am truly blessed. I love them all and am so so so excited for all of them in their engagement bliss.

Meet Annabelle Sage Ash

She will be 8 weeks old tomorrow. Born May 6th, 2009. She is a purebred yellow lab with AKC registered parents (mom was yellow; dad was chocolate). She is the exact opposite in personality of Lily. Where Lily does what you tell her, Miss Annabelle does only what she wants. We're working on potty training and keeping her out of the kitchen. All she thinks about is food. She is so hungry! And thirsty! And trust me, you do not want a un-potty-trained pup drinking tons of water. More details and pics to come.

Don't Tell Mom

I'm serious. Please don't tell her.

She is nameless. 7 weeks and 2 days old and a pure yellow lab. That's all I can say.

Lily May Be Getting A Sister

We're baby crazy. Lily is 15 months old and it's just too hot to take her out to play even in the evenings. It's 105 again today for goodness sakes. And if she had a little sister they could play and play in the living room. We have an animal friendly house. My kitty Sage is officially gone for good so we're down two just Andy and Lily.

We want another Lab because Lily has made me a lab person for life. If I move I'll take the baby and Arthur will take Lily and so it will make that process when it comes so much easier.

Charlie (now my parents little dog) woke up my parents yesterday to a huge fire coming up the back of their townhome. Without his bark, our family's stuff could've been in danger. So, I want the protection and the companionship that only a pup can bring. Wish us luck as we try to find another dog as perfect as Miss Lily Princess Blattman.