Do I watch to much Nancy Grace?

Or is there really a lot more crazy people out there these days? From the Caylee and Casey Anthony case to the fake abduction of a mom and 9 y.o. to missing little girls - It's hard to feel safe.

I'm addicted to Nancy though. I even downloaded her show's theme song as a ringtone. But I'm too embarrassed to actually use it. I want to be Nancy when I grow up. How can I accomplish this?